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Chase 【Goodwin-Pope】 Collins (
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withers
2015-05-22 07:05 am (UTC)
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YES????
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Yes.
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It is literally impossible.
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collins.chase@cdc.org
If you say you can do it you're a fucking liar.
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fossils
2015-05-22 07:06 am (UTC)
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I can do it.
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withers
2015-05-22 07:13 am (UTC)
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Oh, okay then. So how's it feel to be a filthy liar?
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I'm disappointed in you. This totally flies in the face of your perfect boyscout reputation.
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collins.chase@cdc.org
Our relationship might never recover.
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fossils
2015-05-22 07:14 am (UTC)
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Sorry :-(
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withers
2015-05-22 07:21 am (UTC)
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oh my god
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Who even taught you emotes
[He read your file, 40's man.]
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fossils
2015-05-22 02:59 pm (UTC)
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The internet.
[ named natasha ]
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withers
2015-05-23 03:08 am (UTC)
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Everything about this is terrible and so are you.
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Fair warning, I'm going to set them on fire now.
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fossils
2015-05-23 05:43 pm (UTC)
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We're in a spaceship in the middle of space.
Do not set a fire in our room.
[ c'mon kid, ur not that dumb ]
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withers
2015-05-23 11:55 pm (UTC)
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[Dying horribly in the vacuum of space is a small price to pay to be rid of the eagles, Steve.]
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Don't be dramatic there are probably environmental controls or whatever that would stop all the oxygen from burning up. Right?
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fossils
2015-05-24 12:49 am (UTC)
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Do not set a fire in our room.
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withers
2015-05-24 12:56 am (UTC)
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No promises. You're staying out for awhile, right?
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fossils
2015-05-24 01:00 am (UTC)
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Have you had many roommates before?
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withers
2015-05-24 01:03 am (UTC)
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I went to boarding school.
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fossils
2015-05-24 01:09 am (UTC)
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Did you set their things on fire?
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withers
2015-05-24 01:13 am (UTC)
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They didn't generally flood the dorm with tacky, indestructible eagle statues.
the fuck is that face
fossils
2015-05-24 01:16 am (UTC)
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Then I hope you like the smell of burnt space-plastic for the rest of your stay here.
[ Then everyone will be mad at YOU instead of HIM ]
wow look who's talking mr sassy squint
withers
2015-05-24 01:20 am (UTC)
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Ugh fine I'll think of something else to do
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Still don't come back for awhile.
the face of judgment
fossils
2015-05-24 01:21 am (UTC)
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[ Fine. He'll be back later. ]
ok first of all das rude, chase is an innocent flower
withers
2015-05-24 01:25 am (UTC)
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[When Steve gets back, they're all stacked in such a way as to block access to his little room without taking them down and getting them back into their corner.
There's a note on the front of one that says "just ignore me."
Chase thinks she's so clever.]
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fossils
2015-05-24 01:28 am (UTC)
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[ It'll be left like that for a while.
But the next time Chase gets into bed, he'll find it's been short sheeted. ]
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no subject
YES????
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Yes.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
It is literally impossible.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
If you say you can do it you're a fucking liar.
no subject
I can do it.
no subject
Oh, okay then. So how's it feel to be a filthy liar?
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
I'm disappointed in you. This totally flies in the face of your perfect boyscout reputation.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Our relationship might never recover.
no subject
Sorry :-(
no subject
oh my god
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Who even taught you emotes
[He read your file, 40's man.]
no subject
The internet.
[ named natasha ]
no subject
Everything about this is terrible and so are you.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Fair warning, I'm going to set them on fire now.
no subject
We're in a spaceship in the middle of space.
Do not set a fire in our room.
[ c'mon kid, ur not that dumb ]
no subject
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Don't be dramatic there are probably environmental controls or whatever that would stop all the oxygen from burning up. Right?
no subject
Do not set a fire in our room.
no subject
No promises. You're staying out for awhile, right?
no subject
Have you had many roommates before?
no subject
I went to boarding school.
no subject
Did you set their things on fire?
no subject
They didn't generally flood the dorm with tacky, indestructible eagle statues.
the fuck is that face
Then I hope you like the smell of burnt space-plastic for the rest of your stay here.
[ Then everyone will be mad at YOU instead of HIM ]
wow look who's talking mr sassy squint
Ugh fine I'll think of something else to do
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Still don't come back for awhile.
the face of judgment
ok first of all das rude, chase is an innocent flower
There's a note on the front of one that says "just ignore me."
Chase thinks she's so clever.]
no subject
But the next time Chase gets into bed, he'll find it's been short sheeted. ]