If the options are addiction or getting our asses kicked by any random stray harpy-thing that comes along, I know which one I'd choose.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
No, I mean I do know what I can do here, I've already tested that shit. I just never did at home. It wasn't like there were a lot of monsters popping out of the sky there.
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That you're a lazy ass? No, I'm good.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Then you can go stand by the shuttles, when they show up, after you're done packing.
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I mean, if you enjoy pointless struggling, that's your business.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
I'd probably have to be in it. You know they cut my range? Like what the fuck?
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Well, I'm not crippled by addiction, so. Fair.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
What did your range used to be?
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I've seen all those alcoholics anonymous pamphlets, so...
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
I don't know. Never found the limit.
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Yet 'crippled by' still only applies to one of us.
[ jack doesn't need to take a shot ever couple hours to stay sane o o p s. ]
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
That'd be good to figure out sooner, rather than later, in the middle of a fight.
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FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
If the options are addiction or getting our asses kicked by any random stray harpy-thing that comes along, I know which one I'd choose.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
No, I mean I do know what I can do here, I've already tested that shit. I just never did at home. It wasn't like there were a lot of monsters popping out of the sky there.
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Fair enough. Luckily we have you, so the rest of use don't have to worry about either.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Really? It was, what, just a normal world, except for witch powers added in?
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You're lucky I think you're cute, or you wouldn't get away with that.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
As far as I could ever tell... yeah.
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It's impressive what levels of narcissism you manage to reach while still taking yourself seriously.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
So, essentially, you could have owned that world.
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I don't take anything seriously. Especially not myself.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
I guess. That's your thing, though. I don't really give a shit, ruling over everything or whatever just sounds boring.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Also there's that whole dying thing that happens. So.
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Maybe you ought to start.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
It's overrated.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
That would be a downside. The CDC must have been a godsend, then.