If you take a stain out of a pair of clothes I have, I'll expand your range of borrowing to shirts: plus coats, with the possible inclusion of pants if you never damage them, and return one before borrowing another of each category.
[ he might have spent the first 18 minutes getting into a bar fight with zelos wilder and then realized he needed to fucking pack, pls to assist him ty
he's not even using capitalization or puncuation look at him ]
[Chase is a mature, confident individual so he doesn't take it personally (okay he he totally takes it personally) that David doesn't trust his amazing magic skills. He waits for David to finish getting a look at the waterfall, and quirks both eyebrows at him, meaningfully.]
Portals. I sorta just... landed here.
[What he'd really done was throw himself into a few of them in fits of boredom. The portals had been really helpful, all things considered, because after not being able to come up with anything other than "the tour" for the first go round, he was probably going to be even more shit out of luck if he hadn't almost been beaned in the head with a heavy, expensive bottle of aged scotch and spat out at this romantic as hell locale in one go.]
And I've been doing this for years, you know. Nothing bad's happened yet.
[Except the whole, addiction and violent psychopathy stuff. But David totally doesn't need to know about that (yet.) No lost limbs, is what he's getting at.]
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If you take a stain out of a pair of clothes I have, I'll expand your range of borrowing to shirts: plus coats, with the possible inclusion of pants if you never damage them, and return one before borrowing another of each category.
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FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Deal.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
What sort of horrifying, incriminating stains have you got on your clothes then?
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Paint balls. Just come over.
[ glad david is talking to him again. not glad his clothes suffered for it. bless his new magical, portable, dry cleaning professional. ]
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I didn't even know there was paintball here.
[Not even thirty seconds later:]
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
Are you going to open the door or what?
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DAY 121
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FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
uh
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
I probably didn't do it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Thank you for your cooperation.
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Okay.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
So do I have a Trojan now? I feel like I should not have answered that.
[This is weird and ominous and usually he's down for that, but now when it's happening to him.]
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You're with Knife for packing up and whatever moving we end up doing, so stay in contact, and don't be a moron. Cissnei is the other lead.
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Aw. You like me, you really like me.
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
So is this normal? Everyone made it sound like we'd probably still be here forever.
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It also means no one's going to be looking for you if I decide to leave you behind.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
No. Usually we'd go through several more missions, about a week or so, before clearing out. This isn't going according to plan.
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DAY 124 later
We have new roommates.
Ignore them for now.
[ This is about the eagles he's stacked up in a corner.
He'll.... figure something out. ]
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Wait what?
[Like. A minute and a half later. STEVE YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMATE EVER. And that's counting Bucky's gross life-sucking monster pet.]
FROM: collins.chase@cdc.org
WHY
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No.
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You have to get rid of them
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Can't, sorry. They're attached.
[ they get returned to their room ]
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the fuck is that face
wow look who's talking mr sassy squint
the face of judgment
ok first of all das rude, chase is an innocent flower
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d125 with like 12 minutes left on the countdown to gtfo clock
i need to be teleported to my room immediately
[ he might have spent the first 18 minutes getting into a bar fight with zelos wilder and then realized he needed to fucking pack, pls to assist him ty
he's not even using capitalization or puncuation look at him ]
omfg JACK NO
What?? I'm packing. Without you even nagging first, fancy how that works.
[Why are you such a hot mess, Jack? Shouldn't that be Chase's job?]
jack yes, 1/????
now
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done
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[ you will continue to get this message as often as jack can hit the send key until he is teleported to his room tyvm ]
action u deserve this for what you've done
:'3 ilu2
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Portals. I sorta just... landed here.
[What he'd really done was throw himself into a few of them in fits of boredom. The portals had been really helpful, all things considered, because after not being able to come up with anything other than "the tour" for the first go round, he was probably going to be even more shit out of luck if he hadn't almost been beaned in the head with a heavy, expensive bottle of aged scotch and spat out at this romantic as hell locale in one go.]
And I've been doing this for years, you know. Nothing bad's happened yet.
[Except the whole, addiction and violent psychopathy stuff. But David totally doesn't need to know about that (yet.) No lost limbs, is what he's getting at.]